The TV Licensing Nazis and me

Despite not having a television set and never watching live broadcasts or iPlayer at home, the tv licensing Gestapo have sent me the following missive. It is headed: We’re giving you 10 days to get correctly licensed.
It goes on to say:
Dear Sir/Madam,
There is no record of a TV Licence at this address. The means you are breaking the law if [some bollocks].
Then there’s more bollocks followed by:
If you don’t contact us by 23rd February, we will then start a full investigation of your address.
I take this nasty letter as an attack on my freedom and therefore a declaration of war. These bullies will get zero co-operation from me and I wish them all a slow painful death.

About Patrick Whittaker

I'm a writer and director of the occasional short film. Although a Londoner, I'm based in Blackpool on the north east coast of England.

Posted on February 12, 2017, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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